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Threesomes and How to Deal with Them

Threesomes and How to Deal with Them

*DISCLAIMER-- I have not been in a threesome, so all information below is information that was either observed, researched or common knowledge. *

Recently, I was cordially invited to be a part of a threesome, as someone who rarely has sex and feels quite inadequate at the task, I asked which kind of threesome would it be. There are multiple different threesome types. And there are arranged as such:

Name* # of Girls # of Guys Abbreviation
Slumber Party 3 0 FFF
Typical 2 1 MFF
2-Prong 1 2 MMF
Sausage Party 0 3 MMM
*Names aren't accurate

She responded that it would be a 2-Prong threesome and required that I would have to find another willing male to join in on it. Firstly, I had yet to accept or decline the offer, and yet, she expected me to find someone that I would be comfortable with showing off my junk and seeing their junk as well. Secondly, what kind of question is that for me to ask another male? Do I just go up to another male and ask, "Hey man, uh, so this girl wants to have a threesome. Would you like to be our third string?" Any guy, that I could think of, would be immediately turned off and reject that offer; therefore, my response to her cordial invitation was a no-no. 

So, you're probably wondering, "Why would I do if someone were to ask me for a threesome?" Well, that really depends on you. Depending on which type of threesome it is, all types are stated above, you could be into it, or you could not be into it. Also depending on what others might think, others can try to influence you. For instance, my friends were stating that "If the girl was hot enough no matter what, I would do a MMF threesome." But then again, those are other people and not you. So, just do you. 

Remember, that a threesome does entail sexual confrontation with others and therefore there are some safety precautions that you may want to follow, so always come prepared for anything. Here is a list of items that I'd suggest bringing just in case.

  1. Condoms - Probably don't want to get pregnant or catch STDs
  2. Towels - Any sexual contact is messy and therefore needs to be cleaned up
    1. If no towels are available, paper towels are a second best
  3. Lubrication - In any threesome, there will be some penetration and it may be hard to get into some crevices, so lube up to smoothe your entry
  4. Music - Most people are not suave and therefore can't set the mood, bring some nice music such as Air Supply, Chicago, or INXS for some nice relaxing catchy mood music
  5. Pineapple - Digesting pineapple has been rumored to make the genital excrement taste better, so eat this before you go.
  6. Protein Shake/Bar - Sexual contact could make you feel fatigued, bring a refresher for yourself and your partner
  7. Alcohol/Smokes - Some people like to try to wash away the sexual contact by drinking alcohol to forget the experience or smokes in order to calm themselves down.
  8. Whiteboard - Some positions are unknown to others and so having a whiteboard can really help illustrate how the positions are supposed to be
  9. Watch - Time yourself to see how long you can last
  10. Smart Phone - You're most likely going to have to UBER out of there and therefore bring your smart phone.

Those are a list of things that I'd suggest you bring. Some of the items on the list are impractical, but they could always help! 

Finally, remember that I haven't had much sexual contact with others and therefore all my advice is lacking in every department, so heed my advice carefully as to not disappoint, or take all my advice and tell me how it goes, always need some feedback! 

 

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